This is for our friend Bj Penn. He is still one of the best fighters in the world…We know he will return stronger than before! Here’s a little joke for him though…lol

So far from watching this seasons Jersey Shore, I’ve been left disappointed. I mean…I don’t want to see ‘Sloppy’ Ronnie a.k.a ‘Smush’ Capt. every episode. Where the hell has ‘The Situation and ‘Pauly D’ been!?!? These dudes claim to be macks…but I haven’t seen them pull sh*t! The cast knows they are getting paid well…so they don’t go all out like they used to. Drive you asses back to Karma and make something happen. I’m waiting.

So day 1 was great…ended with the Bachelor passing out 5 feet away from the pool at 2:00 p.m. Success! Once we got back to the room, everyone pretty much shut their engines off for about an hour. Some of the bachelors late  ‘atendees’ poured into the room and joined the party. They had fresh legs and fresh stomachs….they woke the bachelor up and poured more Jack Daniels down his throat to wake him from his beauty rest.

Now with the new additions to the group, I want to introduce a character in the story that will play a big role with me come day2 and 3…he goes by the name “Ed” but is also known as “Lil Gandhi” with reference to how his last name is pronounced. He’s a 6′ft tall Haitian black dude that LOVES white women…preferably blond hair with a big booty.”Whooty” chaser…perfect guy to do it by the way. He is definitely the buff black dude that isn’t ghetto but still has the physical credentials and swag that can send a certain white women to paradise…or orgasm world.He went to UCLA…smart guy…knows how to play his cards right. Now…let’s move onto night 1.

First Night: The plan was go to wing it and hit any random  club some what early…Me and someone else got separated from the group and decided to hit Tryst and not let it ruin our night. The guy I happen to get separated with was by far the drunkest guy in the group. We weren’t even in the club yet and he was doing the drunk walk and talk. Let’s just call him ‘Drunky’.I was surprised to see that the line at Tryst was huge…I thought this club went out like 5 years ago. Anyway…that didn’t work out to my plan; and now we had to think of something to get us in. ‘Drunky’ comes up with the idea of telling them he plays for the Chicago Fire and that the team is already inside and they forgot about us…I looked at him….his crossed eyes…heavy breathing from the mouth…leaning posture…shirt un-tucked at this point…and said f*ck it…

He starts by waving his hand in the air and pointing at the people with clip boards…Once we get their attention, one of them walked over and asked us what the problem was. Drunky demanded that we go inside now because his team is already inside…and he is upset that he is still waiting…his adamant behavior struck them…we got in. Shortly after we got in we grabbed another drink. I don’t think this was the best plan for Drunky, cause 15 minutes later he was thrown out of the club for popping ‘collah’s’ on bouncers. As I watched him leave the club, I felt bad so I quickly ran to the bar and got another drink.

The night played itself out with some twist and turns and I called it quits. I went back to the room and got prepared myself for the next day.

Second Day: Everyone woke up and talked about their first night experiences…followed shortly by opening the grey goose and making some morning screw drivers. We planned on hitting the pool early but wanted to get that pre-buzz going. After getting a little tipsy I started calling ‘Ed’, “E-Deee”..kind of like how Vince Vaughn calls the Rock “E-Weeeeezy” from Be Cool. Anyway…we headed back down to the lazy river to find out that it was twice as packed as the day before. E-Deee was telling me something that I would soon hear from him all trip…he loves white women. So when we got to the pool it was perfect…white women everywhere getting drunk…some with the inner most desire to try their first black man…hence, E-Deee. We jumped in the pool and the buckets of beer never stopped coming…

The Bachelor gettin’ hyphy with his good friend from Oakland.

No that is not Bad Nooz Bear, our other writer for this blog. But…he does act like him a whole bunch..dances just like him…anddd they both go to strip clubs more than once during the week. Hell yes! This character in the picture goes by the name ‘Teddy’, if that wasn’t convenient enough….shortly after I met him…his name was “Teddy Bear”. Oh how I wish the Gods of Bears will let Teddy and our Bear unite to slay all strippers.

Let’s take a short intermission from E-Deee and see what the Bachelor is up too…last time we seen him he was having a blast and getting hyphy.

Now back to E-Deeee….

Wait till you hear about what happens the rest of the trip…stay connected!

The road trip to Vegas was filled with excitement and  anticipation. The car was filled with guys who were ready and willing for anything that came their way. We had planned a trip to stay 3 nights…Although;  now I know that Vegas Bachelor parties should only be a 1 or 2 thing. Any more than one or two nights…you will probably die of dehydration…drugs…alcohol poisoning…falling over a balcony because you haven’t slept for the last 72 hours, instant aids, and all the other great things Vegas has to offer…including non-stop partying and losing every cent the first night…

Now with that being said…

First day: scorching hot…the guys decided to take a few shots and hit the pool. MGM offers the beach party “Wet Republic”; the admission and chance that 12 guys would get in wasn’t great, so that wasn’t too high on our priority list. Our intentions walking out of the elevator was to head toward the normal pool, which was the ‘Lazy River’…but while passing wet republic we were pulling door handles checking if anything was left unlocked…It just so happens that the back entrance door was unlocked. I pulled the door open and the twelve of us snuck in acted as smooth as possible. The only problem was…I was wearing a bright red back pack filled with beers. I highly doubt they let people in with back packs full of beer. So I quickly went to an un-reserved cabana and threw the bag on the seat….then quickly headed toward the bar to look normal. From the bar I watched the bag to make sure no one would steal or take it away. While I was watching I realized my boys noticed the bag and thought that one of us had found a place to sit…next thing you know…our whole group had a new cabana. lol

After chilling at Wet Republic for a and hour or so, we decided to go next door to the ‘Lazy River’. Lazy River was actually better than wet republic in terms of  massive socializing…you are almost forced to talk to  random people  due to the current of the river. Groups would come down the river and start conversations like it was a mandatory duty. Our guys were more than pleased…bacholrette parties flowing through that river like no ones business…guys…if your one of those pool party lovers… have fun. After a few more hours, 10 beers and 100 jello shots later…I realized our group was depleting. There was only a few strong ones  surviving…The Bachelor on the other hand was still hanging by the pool…not by choice though…lol

After picking the bachelor up and taking him to his room…some of us crashed out for an hour or two, while others went down stairs to try their luck. I am extremely tired from the trip still..so I well end the first segment here..tomorrow I will have night one, day two, and night 2…STAY TUNED. Here’s a preview picture of day 2…Be ready.

After a long feud about what we think are the best ice cream parlors in town; my brother recommended a spot near his house called ‘Handels’. Since I am not the biggest fan of crazy mixtures of ice cream..this place may not be the best spot for me…I usually just get Vanilla with tasteful toppings on it. This place has a wide variety of different Ice cream flavors and favorites. One of the top Ice creams ordered is ‘The Elvis’…which is peanut butter and banana. I got good ol’ mint chip…I know…boring right. But hey, I am a very good judge at who has great mint chip and who doesn’t. This places mint chip was very creamy with a punch of minty chippyness. I tried a little bit of the Elvis and loved it. Although; when flavors are too rich, I have a hard time eating a lot of it. Chocolate for instance;I can only have a few bites then  call it quits…I know it’s kind of weird.She on the other hand loves it.

Yesss…So if you are ever in the area…and you have a craving for ice cream at night, like we do…then check it out. Also, if you know any other good ice cream spots to check out, let me know. I always crave ice cream after 6 pm. Foster’s and Golden Spoon are probably at the top of my list. I am not a great fan of Yogurt land..sorry :/

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Barneys of New York sale at the convention center in Los Angeles…I called up Efren Ramirez to meet me at the spot. He coo…we buy stuff…lol No but seriously, I saw him there and we decided to take the pic together. Done. Vote for Civil!